You cannot top my laziness.
I am the worst about going to the grocery store. It is truly pathetic.
I ran out of hair conditioner on Monday. I always run out of conditioner first. You would think I would learn to buy two conditioner bottles to one shampoo, but this never occurs to me while I’m at the store. And when you have hair that goes past your butt, running out of conditioner is not a good thing.
Tuesday, I still had not been to the store, but I managed to squeeze the last dribble out of my old bottle, by taking off the lid completely and mushing the hell out of it.
Wednesday rolls around and I still didn’t go to the store, but luckily I had an old, old bottle I hadn’t squeezed dry yet, so I did the same thing I did on Tuesday to this one.
Tonight I go to shower–and big shocker–I did not go to the store. I was out of options this time though, so I just had to go without. I hate showering anyway, and I hate drying off more. But what I hate even more than that is drying off with hair that hasn’t been conditioned. Shiteous is one way to describe it.
Clumpy. Tangled beyond all reason.
Let’s hope Andy and I make ourselves go to the store this weekend. I’m sure we’re also running out of toilet paper (I am not above using paper towels–it’s happened before). And food. I think our refrigerator right now contains pickles and insulin. Yum?
Tonight I was crazing something sweet big time. Of course, we have no food. But we have honey! So I decided on having bread with butter and honey. Bread with a sell-by date of April, I’m sure, but hey, at least it wasn’t moldy.
Hey for once… I’m the first to comment! Well, I wanted to say that conditioner is a must-have, and you are not the only one who hates showering. I can’t stand it sometimes. Okay, Jaclyn, go buy that conditioner and make the world a better place! Chow!
Well You’ll Have To Get To The Store And Buy Your Self Some Conditioner. Be Sure To Buy More Then One So You’ll Have One On Hand When The Other Runs Out. I Remember Having Long Hair & When I Didn’t Use Conditioner The Tangled Mess It Would Be. It’s Defiantly Not Fun To Brush Out. lol. Have Fun Shopping Jaclyn & Take Care!
~Celeste
It’s funny. my mom ALWAYS bought two of each whenever we went to the store. I feel ya though. Drying off sucks. don’t feel bad, i’m probably as lazy as you. Have fun at the store (mwhaahahahaha)!
Jaclyn, I match your laziness.
xD I hate showers, well I like them in my back hurts or something, but.. otherwise, it irritates me. I have a love-hate relationship with showers.
and btw, from your twitter; you got conditioner SCORE!
lol, also, as a little fun fact, moldy bread cannot harm you.. may taste bad.. but no harm =] A fun fact presented by Kodak.
Now.. go eat that honey and butter sandwich (would you recommend it? I could try it xD)
Well, YAY FOR CONDITIONED HEADS!
Torri<3
Oh lols, yes, I totally hear you on the love-hate shower relationship.
Haha, yeah, I don’t think it matters if moldy bread can harm me because it frightens me to absolute death even through packaging. It would be ultimate torture to get that anywhere near my mouth, or any body part in general. Haha.
And yes, yay for getting conditioner! Andy went to the store last night and got some for me…so I could have a nice tangle-free head before going to a concert tonight, which left my sweaty hair tangled as ever. >__>
Oh I totally understand. I am SO bad with the grocery store thing. More because of laziness than anything. I won’t go buy it unless I NEED it. And even then I’ll put it off for a day or two.
Which really must say something about me if I’m too lazy to get my ass in a car and drive a half-mile to buy razors <_<
I do the same thing! I always run out of conditioner first!
But I happen to adore showering for some odd reason.
And we always run out of food before Dad goes to the store. It’s a vicious cycle in our lives.
ROFL, seems like we all have something in common…
I got to the point where I had a year old box of wine - which I’m not touching.. and condiments in my fridge before I happened to stop at a dollar general store on a chocolate run with my baby sister while visiting the parents. THIS led to me buying so much crap and putting it in one of those little baskets, just to have some things to eat without having to actually GO to the grocery store, that I just about pulled my elbow out of socket…
Long hair - geez… not since high school, granted as you can tell from my flicker pic that I am letting it grow out (in the summer? I’m nutz right?) but I could never deal with it being that long Jaclyn.. too much effort!
BTW - I have sat around on my vacation in my pajamas 75% of the time - putting off showering till I felt gross.. lol - I think it’s justified sine our trip to NY got cancelled :/
I think you’ll enjoy this (that is assuming you haven’t heard it already) It’s STUCK in my head today….
Actually, I have a bad habit of running out of shampoo first, though it was previously conditioner. It’s like the all-knowing power of the universe refuses to let us be balanced in the shampoo-conditioner ratio. Ugh.
Erm, let’s see. I totally run around and steal toilet paper from my parents’ bathroom, and when they ask where it all went I vehemently deny me having anything whatsoever to do with it. So yeah, I’m a liar. Oh, it’s the same for milk, cookies, bars, cereal, orange juice and anything else my family insists on being “rationed”.
never start rationing. ever. please, for the love of everything that is good?