I am the worst about going to the grocery store. It is truly pathetic.
I ran out of hair conditioner on Monday. I always run out of conditioner first. You would think I would learn to buy two conditioner bottles to one shampoo, but this never occurs to me while I’m at the store. And when you have hair that goes past your butt, running out of conditioner is not a good thing.
Tuesday, I still had not been to the store, but I managed to squeeze the last dribble out of my old bottle, by taking off the lid completely and mushing the hell out of it.
Wednesday rolls around and I still didn’t go to the store, but luckily I had an old, old bottle I hadn’t squeezed dry yet, so I did the same thing I did on Tuesday to this one.
Tonight I go to shower–and big shocker–I did not go to the store. I was out of options this time though, so I just had to go without. I hate showering anyway, and I hate drying off more. But what I hate even more than that is drying off with hair that hasn’t been conditioned. Shiteous is one way to describe it.
Clumpy. Tangled beyond all reason.
Let’s hope Andy and I make ourselves go to the store this weekend. I’m sure we’re also running out of toilet paper (I am not above using paper towels–it’s happened before). And food. I think our refrigerator right now contains pickles and insulin. Yum?
Tonight I was crazing something sweet big time. Of course, we have no food. But we have honey! So I decided on having bread with butter and honey. Bread with a sell-by date of April, I’m sure, but hey, at least it wasn’t moldy.
O hai, guys, long time no update. Why is it every time I go forever without updating, I come back with a new site layout? I’m just ridiculous like that, what can I say.
In case you’re wondering what I’ve been up to, it’s obviously a whole lot of nothing productive. I’m still reading like a crazy person. Sometimes it’s the only thing I do all day. I’m over half done with the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter books. Just ordered the last four I don’t have yet on Amazon tonight.
I’m a cheap ass and always go for free-super-shipper-savings, whatever they call it. So my books will take a week or more to get here. Hopefully I can make the remaining book and a half last until then.
What else have I been doing since my last update in mid-May? Seriously? Nothing besides work. And sadly, I rather like it that way. Doing stuff after I have to work all day tires me out, and annoys me. I don’t understand how normal people can have kids and clean and well, function at all after working all day. I think I have a limit on how many annoying things I can do in one day.
Not that the actual work at my job is annoying (I rather like it actually, so much so that I do similar things in my free time). It’s the getting up early and sitting in the same chair all day that drains me. Stupid that sitting all day can be so damn exhausting.
For those of you who have been around a while, remember last summer when I kept complaining about the air conditioner at our office breaking? Well, summer has hit and the AC is struggling once more. One day it was completely dead. Then it came back, but it’s still dying out in the afternoons.
Honestly. What is it about this building that eats the air conditioning unit? Is it faulty building design/construction? Or did they just choose the most cheap shit system on the face of the earth? Lord knows.
Though actually, I wouldn’t mind so bad if it just farted out for about a week; because they’d let us go home. And that would be sweet.
Oh yeah, if you’re bored, check out the “interesting reads” block at the bottom of my home page. It’s my shared items in my Google feed reader. Mostly, it’s stupid shit that entertains me during work.
Okay, that’s all I can think of to say right now. I’m going to try to update more often, when I actually have something interesting to say, perhaps. On a closing note, does anybody have any good music they would recommend? Apparently I’m bored to death of my music collection because I’ve been skipping through my playlist like mad lately.
