My name is Jaclyn and I can’t stop thinking about ninjas.

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Why can’t all pills just be gel-capped?  There are few things worse than trying to swallow a big chalky pill and it sticking to the roof of my mouth.  Oh God, the awfulness.  And there’s just no chance of it going down after that happens.  Because now it’s all wet and more sticky, and fuck it, I might as well just ralph in the sink.

So what’s new?  I’ve been back at work a week now, though my sleep schedule isn’t quite what it was before the holidays.  Last week I actually went to bed rather early several nights; however, due to a big conference, I also had to be up extra early.  So although last week was my first week back, it wasn’t a normal week.  This week everything turns back to normal.  The college students are back.  Oh, joy.  Well, I’m glad my student worker is starting classes again, because fuck all if I have anything for him to do right now.  And finding things for him to do prevents me from doing things I really need to be doing that I can’t have him help with because that would be a disaster.

I still don’t like it.  I still haven’t gotten used to it.  I don’t think I will.  Oh, sigh.

That’s too vague, but I can’t really be less vague here about it, can I?  Moving on.

I played The Sims 2 last night!  Actually played a family for the first time in months.  I sent a sim on vacation and spent a ridiculous amount of time chasing the ninja around.  Those questions the ninja gives SUCK.  Damn it, the right answer is always the opposite of what I think it is.  Then I’ll try and be smart and choose the opposite…and that’s wrong too.  Stupid ninja.

You know, when I was in college, we had a thing for ninjas?  Well, I had some rather silly friends, and we happened to come across this website about REAL NINJAS and got obsessed.  We might have even run around campus dressed as ninjas a few times.  It was highly amusing.  To give you an idea of the kind of people I’m talking about, here’s a picture of one of them on my bed in my old dorm room.  I really miss 2001 sometimes.  It was one of the more carefree and ridiculous times in my life, where I did a whole lot of stupid things.  I could never go back to it, but it was indeed a cool year.  And by cool, I mean totally sweet.

7 comments so far

  1. AshSweetlady January 15th, 2008 1:37 am

    Big pimpin spendin G’s…. Yeah I totally have that song in my head now, THANKS Jaclyn.. :P Hehhehe ummmm, that website made me laugh so hard I had tears, really. Oh shite, I had better go get a life before a ninja jumps out out of my computer and cuts my head off. That just might happen, if you don’t believe me ask Robert’s friend Mark….(giggles insanely)

  2. Kara January 15th, 2008 2:03 pm

    That ninja site was just too funny. I got a strong case of déjà vu looking at it though. Perhaps I’m a ninja with powers of clairvoyance? ;) No, more likely Ask a Ninja linked to it one time. Have you watched any of those webisodes? Very silly. I love them.

  3. Marie January 17th, 2008 4:58 pm

    Alright, those people may think that they’re real ninjas. But…at least they don’t think that they’re Peter Pan, like this unfortunate soul.
    http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/
    people are weird.

    Have you ever tuned into Dr. McNinja? It’s priceless. Well actually not, because they have a comic book in the online store.
    And the chalky pills? I once got one completely fastened to the roof of my mouth, it just wouldn’t come off. So I had to wait it out. It was horrible.

  4. Bobert January 20th, 2008 3:00 pm

    Hello Jaclyn. I often think aboput ninjas whilst I shower and I have a pregunta (spanish) WEHNS THE NXT LA STORY COMING OUT!!!!!

  5. Marie January 20th, 2008 7:47 pm

    Waiiiit a minute….Didn’t Bobert hate you like a month ago?

  6. AshSweetlady January 21st, 2008 8:33 am

    Someone hated Jaclyn?!?!?!? The INSANITY of it all… Yo tengo un mas pregunta (more spanish) WHY?!?!?!? Oh, and I also want to know when I get to read more of my most fav sim story….

  7. cutestuff120 February 2nd, 2008 10:18 pm

    Jaclyn did you ever think instead of just taking pics of sims you should make a series and put it on outube or on your website that would be so cool and a lot of people would love it and be into it.just consider it i know a lot of people on youtube that can give you some tips of where to get hacks for recording help you with making a series for example there si this girl that made a really good series called “the unknown truth” using sims 2 and just check allitlemid’s channel on youtube she makes awesome vids and you can find the series the unknow truth well if you have any questions just email me or post a comment on my channel in youtube its cutestuff120 ok …… because i know people that have been making movies using sims 2…….ok bye!!!1

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